The Magical Book of Infinity Story#1

[punkboy011]

Heres the story

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's black guys cawks. An old man saw this and wanted to touch his big black fat ass dog's tummy, but when I was with my cheap hooker, she gave me the evil eye and poked my butt hole with a golden dildo. I bled for days. and eventually I got diagnosed with AIDS, so I kept fucking more and then died. After one week some dog came to my body and pissed on it, I was in a toxic waste that was contaminated with lots of old guys' who had huge chainsaws and axes. I came to life. Then I Died. Then I fucking fucked more till I died. Then someone got killed by AIDS. I'd like to screw my mom for fucking my butt hole. fickle, dickle, pickle my sickle with a big fat slimy sperm jar contaminated with Skull's juice and then I drank it. I went on to eat some cawk. Then I ate more cawk and drank some wine which tasted like cawk. And then a hawk ate my cawk. Then a hobo raped me up my arse and he died of STD's. I then sucked my own fun toy. Then I bit it off. The End.

[Luffy]

Pretty good.

[Skull]

This actually made sense

[Luffy]

We should start No.2 Soon! Also the frostvale one went downhill

[punkboy011]

well will try to bring it back up but that will be an extra one once done with that ill start #2

[Luffy]

Once we finish with frostvale let's start #2

[punkboy011]

ok

[Luffy]

Lets lock this up?

[punkboy011]

yeah

[Luffy]

Request for lock purlease.

[Merci]

Locked.

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