Re: The Magical Book of Infinity

by **punkboy011** 9/11/2010, 10:07 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's amazingly good beers

by **Skull** 9/11/2010, 10:10 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's amazingly good beers which costs a

by **punkboy011** 9/11/2010, 10:13 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's amazingly good beers which costs a fortune just to

by **Skull** 9/11/2010, 10:14 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's amazingly good beers which costs a fortune just to drink and buy

by **punkboy011** 9/11/2010, 10:24 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's amazingly good beers which costs a fortune just to drink and buy . Then i went

by **Skull** 9/11/2010, 10:34 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's amazingly good beers which costs a fortune just to drink and buy . Then i went to a mysterious

by **punkboy011** 9/11/2010, 10:41 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's amazingly good beers which costs a fortune just to drink and buy . Then i went to a mysterious house were there

by **Skull** 9/11/2010, 10:57 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's amazingly good beers which costs a fortune just to drink and buy . Then i went to a mysterious house were there was a ghost

by **punkboy011** 9/11/2010, 11:08 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's amazingly good beers which costs a fortune just to drink and buy . Then i went to a mysterious house were there was a ghost with a dildo

by **Skull** 9/11/2010, 11:19 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's amazingly good beers which costs a fortune just to drink and buy . Then i went to a mysterious house were there was a ghost with a dildo which was golden

by **Luffy** 9/11/2010, 2:59 pm

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's amazingly good beers which costs a fortune just to drink and buy. Then i went to a mysterious house were there was a ghost with a dildo which was golden with silver stripes

by **Merci** 9/11/2010, 3:40 pm

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's black guys cawks.

by **Deysiree** 9/11/2010, 5:37 pm

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's black guys cawks. An old man

by **James** 9/11/2010, 5:42 pm

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's black guys cawks. An old man saw this and

by matthewhaines 9/11/2010, 6:02 pm

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's black guys cawks. An old man saw this and wanted to touch

by **punkboy011** 9/11/2010, 7:54 pm

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's amazingly good beers which costs a fortune just to drink and buy. Then i went to a mysterious house were there was a ghost with a dildo which was golden with silver stripes it looked so

( guys copy the post before you don't change it to what you want okay i don't want to have to say this again)

by **Merci** 9/11/2010, 8:46 pm

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's black guys cawks. An old man saw this and wanted to touch his big black

by **punkboy011** 9/11/2010, 8:50 pm

(merci did u just see what i said i did what it was originally before someone changed it ok next time read)

by **Luffy** 10/11/2010, 4:27 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's black guys cawks. An old man saw this and wanted to touch his big black fat ass dog's

by **James** 10/11/2010, 6:42 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's black guys cawks. An old man saw this and wanted to touch his big black fat ass dog's tummy, but when

by **Skull** 10/11/2010, 8:52 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's black guys cawks. An old man saw this and wanted to touch his big black fat ass dog's tummy, but when I was with

by **James** 10/11/2010, 10:20 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's black guys cawks. An old man saw this and wanted to touch his big black fat ass dog's tummy, but when I was with my cheap hooker

by **Skull** 10/11/2010, 10:22 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's black guys cawks. An old man saw this and wanted to touch his big black fat ass dog's tummy, but when I was with my cheap hooker, she gave me

by **punkboy011** 10/11/2010, 10:30 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's black guys cawks. An old man saw this and wanted to touch his big black fat ass dog's tummy, but when I was with my cheap hooker, she gave me the evil eye

You know what I give up but no more changing what was written before you

by **Skull** 10/11/2010, 10:51 am

One day when, I ate you I puked beef. Then I ate a juicy pickle on the job while having sex like a boss. After sex I grab some of my balls and scratched it with a tiny Asian and then I ate some chips while drinking a bottle of coke and waiting for a phone call from a mysterious blind date who had one leg and a metal cat in her own left ear. When I got home from work there was a lady named Bob laying in my driveway. I decided to go up to Heaven and meet the person I killed during Christmas. While I was there, God cussed at Micheal Jackson for being a pervert and for having a chocolate cookie that tasted so dang sexy and soft. After hearing this, I felt perverted, so I jacked to a pic-ture of James when he was right next to Marilyn Mansons' personal wardrobe of underwear and he took the sluttiest pair of condoms. After jacking-off I went to a porn set to bone some chicks. During the filming I boned two fags whose names were Merci and Worse Doughnut. They then went to bone fag called my left hand. Later that night I freaking saw a hot chick with a hot diggity dog sippin' on one of the bar's black guys cawks. An old man saw this and wanted to touch his big black fat ass dog's tummy, but when I was with my cheap hooker, she gave me the evil eye and poked my

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